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Fortune Island is a resort island of Batangas province in the Philippines. The 27-hectare (67-acre) island lies about 14 kilometers (8.7 mi) off the coast of Nasugbu in Batangas.
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Ledri Vula is a Kosovo-Albanian rapper, singer and songwriter.
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The Parish of Lake George is an Australian