{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
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The Shuiyuan Suspension Bridge or Shuanglong Rainbow Suspension Bridge is a suspension bridge in Xinyi Township, Nantou County, Taiwan.
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