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{"type":"standard","title":"Chromophotography","displaytitle":"Chromophotography","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5113901","titles":{"canonical":"Chromophotography","normalized":"Chromophotography","display":"Chromophotography"},"pageid":2922101,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/19/Alexander_Seik_Chromophotograhy_1.jpg/330px-Alexander_Seik_Chromophotograhy_1.jpg","width":320,"height":409},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Alexander_Seik_Chromophotograhy_1.jpg","width":908,"height":1160},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1260208432","tid":"77173859-ae5c-11ef-966d-86e6b66c7d81","timestamp":"2024-11-29T14:16:03Z","description":"Technique of Painting and Photography","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chromophotography","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chromophotography?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chromophotography?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Chromophotography"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chromophotography","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Chromophotography","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chromophotography?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Chromophotography"}},"extract":"Chromophotography is a technique, somewhere between painting and photography, which evolved in the second half of the 19th century. Firstly, two prints of the photograph were made. One was hand-painted with very bright colours; the other was painted in paler colours, and then made translucent by applying wax to the paper. The second picture was then superimposed over the first, with a small air gap in between, resulting in a three-dimensional effect. This technique was used by only a very few photographers, mostly in Central Europe.","extract_html":"
Chromophotography is a technique, somewhere between painting and photography, which evolved in the second half of the 19th century. Firstly, two prints of the photograph were made. One was hand-painted with very bright colours; the other was painted in paler colours, and then made translucent by applying wax to the paper. The second picture was then superimposed over the first, with a small air gap in between, resulting in a three-dimensional effect. This technique was used by only a very few photographers, mostly in Central Europe.
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